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Saturday, December 01, 2007

Janice 2nd on "I'm a Celebrity..."


Janice is runner up

“Oh maaaaaaaan!” Janice was pipped to the podium by Jungle King Biggins.

Branded a “big, bold and beautiful lunatic” by Katie, Janice Dickinson is one contestant that we won’t forget in a hurry.

And with a rat bite and record 10 Bushtucker Trials under her belt, we have a feeling that the experience made a bit of a mark on the lady herself too.

“I thought it was a holiday,” the former supermodel barked as she bounded back from the jungle. “I thought it was a spa, and I thought I was going to get a shot at him!” she added, pointing at Dec.

“I’m sort of a room service kind of girl, or so I thought. I feel like I’ve really conquered some fears.” And she couldn’t have done it without the support of our hosts with the most.

Yes, after cracking on to Dec, nicknaming Ant “Junior”, and finally conquering those cockroaches in her final stunning Trial, Stake Out, was Janice really that terrified as she shrieked, “I can’t eat croc d**k, are you insane?”

“I meant it,” she insisted. “There was no acting about it, otherwise I would be in Hollywood."

And did The Dickinson think that she’d romp all the way to the final?

“Noo!” she hollered at the boys. “I’m elated. I got this far, I’m grateful to the people of the United Kingdom… A rat came onto my bed and took a chomp. I got beaten up, knocked over, bowled over and bitten.

“I didn’t think I’d make it through anything. I equate this to the delivery of my two children – the most difficult thing I’ve ever experienced in my life.

“It’s been the biggest, most extraordinary experience in my life and I’m so grateful for everything I’m A Celebrity has given me.

“God save the King!” she bawled, as her interview wrapped and she leapt towards the bridge.

'Here here!' we holler, and bottoms up to the both of you.

source: ITV

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Janice Dickinson gets even more bitchy in I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!


Bitchy supermodel Janice Dickinson told her jungle rival to wear an ostrich food suit during a trial because there was more of her to eat.

The snide comment was made during the ‘Nip Pluck’ bushtucker trial, which saw Janice operating a giant claw that moved Lynne around an ostrich pen.

PR guru Lynne Franks, dressed in a yellow suit covered in bird food, had to pick up stars with her feet for reality show I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

“I’ll operate,” said Janice after the challenge was explained.

“Why doesn’t that surprise me,” moaned Lynne.

“There’s more on you to pluck. There’s nothing to pluck on me. They’re going to love you,” gushed Janice.

But despite getting off on the wrong foot, the bickering pair managed to work as a team and secure seven out of eleven stars.

And there was no rest for the wicked. Janice faced her sixth trial, crawling along a 200ft high rope collecting flags and dropping them to ex-footballer Rodney Marsh on a cable below.

After falling off seven times, he moaned: “I am absolutely knackered. I don’t think I’ve ever done anything as physically demanding as that.” They returned to the camp with just two stars.

“It was 100 per cent my fault so I’m not going to join in the food tonight,” said Rodney.

Lynne is next up for the bushtucker trial - the Tunnel of Terror. She will be forced to retrieve stars from a tunnel full of rats and spiders.

source: Showbiz Sky

Janice Dickinson: ‘I’m going to have sex with wombats’



‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’ star Janice Dickinson has revealed her cunning plan to be crowned queen of the jungle.

‘I’m going to have sex with wombats,’ she screams. ‘I dated Mick Jagger – you don’t think I could have sex with wombats? I’m also going to get naked. They asked me to wear a modesty suit – as if you limeys don’t take your clothes off.’

52-year-old Janice, says that she always knew jungle life would be a challenge for someone as high-maintenance as she is.

‘I’m a room service kinda girl,’ she says. ‘I wanted to wear 9in Manolos, but they say they’re not good for the outback. I’ve got my Vivienne Westwood corset, though. If I’m strapped into that I don’t think a snake will have the bottle to climb down my cleavage.’

Janice also hatched a plan to smuggle some contraband into the jungle, she said: ‘I’ll try anything I can get into any open hole,’ she boasts. ‘There’s 27ft of colon in your body, so God knows what you can jam up there. I’ll be like Midnight Express. Pounds of illicit devices will fall out of my ass.’

See the full interview in Britain’s Now magazine, which is out now.

Source: Showbiz Spy

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Jungle Janice: I'm a CeLESBrity!




By Gemma Calvert
JUNGLE wildcat Janice Dickinson cheetah-ed on Mick Jagger to get her claws into a blonde for some hot lesbian love.

The former supermodel was meant to be CONSOLING her best pal—a "gorgeous platinum beauty" called Pia—after she split from Mick's fellow Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood.

But Janice revealed: "One thing led to another and before long I was crossing the line.

"Pia and I ended up spending an awesome evening together—having the best sex ever. Maybe it was her grief at losing one of the greatest rock guitarists in history.

"Or maybe she was just horny.

"Whatever. As girl-on-girl interludes go, it was hot, steamy and wild."

Loudmouth Janice, who boasts a "perfect" 36C-24-34 figure, also claims to have bedded actress Kelly LeBrock and singer Grace Jones as well as a string of Hollywood males including Sylvester Stallone, Jack Nicholson, and Bruce Willis.

And though she is now dating cameraman Tommy Fry, she says she prefers women.

"You get to have sex, swap shoes and that toilet seat stays down at all times," she explained.

Now unsuspecting female campers, including stunning Gemma Atkinson, 23, and Apprentice bitch Katie Hopkins, 32, could find themselves being hunted down by sex-mad Janice in the Australian jungle.

The botoxed beauty, now 52, had her best-friend fling in the mid-80s, at the height of her affair with Jagger.But though she claims to have had hundreds of lovers since, she can't forget it.

"My night with Pia remains an awesome memory." she sighed.

source: News of the World

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

She's naughty but Ja-Nice





SHE'S quickly turning into our favourite I'm A Celebrity contestant ever.

Janice Dickinson – who dubbed herself the world’s first ever supermodel – is having a right old jaunt in the jungle.

So we thought it fitting to dedicate a slideshow to the woman who has been going ape in the outback.

Showbiz slideshow block link - click here - ID is 366587

Janice has already stirred up a swarm of hornets’ nests by outbitching her female rivals on the show including wicked Apprentice woman Katie Hopkins and simpering PR Lynne Franks.

But Janice has a track record behind her that makes Kate Moss, Courtney Love, Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears seem like a group of nuns on a Sunday morning.

She’s worn out legendary A-list swordsmen including Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty and Mick Jagger.

Then there’s been Die Hard star Bruce Willis and Rocky legend Sly Stallone.

Not to mention trysts with female stars such as Kelly LeBrock and Grace Jones.

And that was all topped off with more than a lion's share of drugs – some of which probably even Pete Doherty has never heard of.

Janice is really wizard in Oz!

source: The Sun

Janice Dickinson hooked on plastic surgery.



MOTORMOUTH Janice Dickinson used to binge on booze and drugs - now she’s hooked on plastic surgery.

It all started out with an op to fix a BUNION.

Since then the legendary American supermodel has had Botox, a boob job, breast lift, eye bag removal, eyelid surgery, cheek implants, jowl removal, brow lift, tummy tuck and collagen implants.

It all started out with an op to fix a BUNION.

Since then the legendary American supermodel has had Botox, a boob job, breast lift, eye bag removal, eyelid surgery, cheek implants, jowl removal, brow lift, tummy tuck and collagen implants.



Janice, 52, said: “Suddenly, there seemed to be nothing that a good doctor with a sharp scalpel and a clever payment plan couldn’t help with. My t*ts were the obvious next stop.”

Ex-lover Sylvester Stallone helped out and Janice revealed: “Sly passed out new boobs like they were gifts just for hanging out with him.

“Having this work feels like redecorating your house - you buy a new couch, and the carpeting looks rubbish. So you put in new fixtures. It never ends!”
Janice, 52, said: “Suddenly, there seemed to be nothing that a good doctor with a sharp scalpel and a clever payment plan couldn’t help with. My t*ts were the obvious next stop.”

Ex-lover Sylvester Stallone helped out and Janice revealed: “Sly passed out new boobs like they were gifts just for hanging out with him.

“Having this work feels like redecorating your house - you buy a new couch, and the carpeting looks rubbish. So you put in new fixtures. It never ends!

source: The Sun

Jan fancies Brit star Tom Jones




By NADIA MENDOZA

Published: Today


GOBBY Janice Dickinson is in love - with our very own Brit sensation Tom Jones.

The supermodel was left open-mouthed when Gemma told her Cerys recorded a duet with the Welsh warbler.

Janice said: "What! He was my childhood idol. Oh my God!

"When I was a little girl Tom Jones was my favourite in the whole wide world."

The Catatonia singer collaborated with the Sex Bomb star for 1999 hit Baby, It's Cold Outside.

Janice said to Cerys: "Gemma told me who you are.

"I'm truly gobsmacked."

She added: "He's the nicest man. I met him in Beverly Hills once.

"He was with his wife, but when I saw him he told me to give him a kiss."

Cerys agreed, saying he was gorgeous.

source: The Sun

SHE calls herself the World’s First Supermodel.


My Wild sex! Janice tells all



But Janice Dickinson is better known for being showbiz’s wildest starlet, years before Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.

The Botoxed motormouth slept with Hollywood’s most famous men - and women - as her modeling career took off in the Seventies.

Janice, 52, says she bedded the likes of Mick Jagger, Sylvester Stallone, Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty, Bruce Willis and Frank Zappa.

She also claims to have romped with Grace Jones and The Woman in Red star Kelly LeBrock.

Then there’s the small matter of three marriages as Janice earned a reputation as a legendary maneater.

Snorted

Talking about the wild ’70s, Janice laughed: “That era was a buffet of surgery, puking, drugs, booze and moments so horrifying that even remembering them gives me wrinkles.”

Four star lovers ... Mick, Jack, Bruce, Warren

Four star lovers ... Mick, Jack, Bruce, Warren

The brash brunette snorted cocaine with John Belushi, drank herself into a stupor constantly and starved herself for days on end to stay skinny during her modelling years.

Even at the age of 14, Janice would go over to the home of a friend and “get stoned” in the afternoons.

But she sweated hard to make it as a model.

By 1979 she was on the cover of world-famous magazines such as Vogue, Cosmo and Elle and strutting down the catwalk for Calvin Klein, Gianni Versace and Valentino.

Janice even claims to have coined the term supermodel after her agent warned her not to accept every job, saying: “You’re going to get sick - do you think you’re Superman?”.

Dickinson quipped: “No, I’m Supermodel.”

In between she found time to wed three times and have a string of flings.

She divorced first hubby, musician Ron Levy in the late 70s.

Bounded

Then Janice wed Simon Fields in 1987 and had son Nate but split in 1992.

Dickinson next tied the knot with Al Gersten in 1995 in a flamboyant red dress - but that marriage lasted little less than a year.

Spilling the beans on her affairs she said Die Hard hunk Bruce Willis “was the kind of sweetheart who bounded out of bed to go buy you breakfast”.

Legendary ladies’ man Warren Beatty “knew where everything was and what to do with it” but she grew tired of him when she found him gazing at himself in the mirror in the middle of the night.

Janice dumped Beatty at a party to go home with super-rogue Jack Nicholson who “had a great smile and was irresistibly funny”.

Sly look ... Janice and Stallone

Sly look ... Janice and Stallone

She said: “He was surrounded by the most gorgeous models in the business but he behaved as if I were the only one in the room. So I left with Jack — much to Warren’s chagrin — and we went back to the Carlyle (hotel) where he had a suite.”

She dated Rolling Stone Mick Jagger after meeting him at a club in LA and he began dancing with her.

He filled her hotel room with pink roses just hours later, leaving a note saying: “Meet me after work. Prince Philip.”

Janice said: “Mick has more energy in bed than a heat-seeking missile. Our affair was very physical. I was madly in love with him.”

Jagger’s girlfriend Jerry Hall famously phoned her and told her to stay away, warning: “I have a gun in my purse and know how to use it.”

But Janice sneered: “No one scares me. I tossed Mick out after eight months because I didn’t want to move to London. It was my choice.”

Dickinson’s most celebrated conquest is Rambo and Rocky legend Sylvester Stallone.

They met in Los Angeles when she had started work as a photographer and was shooting a naked Naomi Campbell when Sly barrelled up out of the blue.

Smitten Dickinson was married to Simon Fields at the time but soon dumped him.

The torrid affair ended when she became pregnant and Stallone denied the baby girl was his - insisting on a DNA test.

He was proved right.

And in 1993 he moaned being with Janice had been “like hanging in Satan’s armpit”.

Dickinson also claimed she spent several days in a hotel room with Grace Jones and actor Dolph Lundgren having wild sex.

No regrets ... megamouth
Janice now

No regrets ... megamouth
Janice now

The leggy model boasted she had had an affair with Kelly LeBrock, describing how once after staying up all night having sex she was awoken by Kelly’s maid. So she fired her and went back to bed.

Now Dickinson has her sights set on Sir Paul McCartney - mocking his estranged wife Heather Mills.

She said: “I have my eye on Paul. He was my favourite Beatle and I fell for him years ago. I’ve contacted him recently after seeing what he’s gone through with Heather Mills. She’s a fool.”

Janice insists she would never change her wild past and roared: “Would I do it all again? You bet I would.”

But as her fame had grown back then, so her drink and drug use spiralled out of control.

She admits: “Even today in my darkest moments, I want a drink so badly my entire body is screaming.”

Janice confesses she spent two days before a dinner with former US President Ronald Reagan and wife Nancy “feasting on diet pills, coke, uppers and downers”.

Tumbled

During one boozing session, she even tumbled off a a catwalk into the lap of movie queen Sophia Loren.

But the one-time party animal has settled down with her children Nathan, 20, and Savannah, 13, and cameraman boyfriend Tommy Fry.

But, typically, Janice still brags: “I’m 52 but 20-year-olds line up in droves. One of my son’s friends called me the other night asking for it. My son would go mad if he found out.”

Oops, we think he just might have.

source: The Sun